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Ardougne

Ardougne is the largest city in the member’s version of RuneScape. It is split into two halves, West Ardougne and East Ardougne, with West Ardougne being quarantined due to a supposed plague break out. East Ardougne is a popular thieving skill training spot due to the existence of a large market district with many stalls to steal from.

Ardougne is a well traveled town due to its size (there is no way to walk around it), the fact that it has a dock that can transport members (which is a very convenient form of transportation for users who lack magic experience), and that a level 51 teleportation spell can teleport a mage to the city itself. Ardougne, like Falador and Varrock, has two banks to support the high amount of traffic. Both banks are located in East Ardougne with one being on the north side of the city and the other being on the south. There is a Zoo towards the southern side of East Ardougne with a General Store being just north of that.

Many quests have their origins in Ardougne with the Plague series being the most popular. West Ardougne is in shambles after suffering from a supposed plague. The city placed this district under strict quarantine after the breakout.

RuneScape humor

While there is plenty of serious content in RuneScape , there are also lots of quirky and humorous things going on too. Some of the more unusual things include the ability to cook a variety of types of pizzas; pick bananas on a banana plantation; hold parties with balloons; play with yo-yos, spinning saucers, and toy horses; whacking others with rubber chickens; raising a pet cat which can then perform activities such as catching rats; and duelling other players with a rubber chicken or a bunch of flowers. Around Easter 2005 players had the chance to catch up with the fast-moving giant Easter Bunny (a character no longer present in the game) and receive a rubber chicken.

In addition, if one searches a haystack, one will eventually find a needle. One can also "examine" certain items or people to discover amusing results. For instance, when one examines the Head Chef in the cooking guild, the game prints "Despite his name, he in fact only rarely cooks heads." When one examines the Examiner, the game prints "Upon examining the Examiner, you examine that he is indeed the Examiner." There are also various amusing 'emotes' your character can perform, including 'dance', 'panic', 'jump for joy', 'glass wall', 'cry' and 'blow kiss'. A random area has recently been added named "Miscellania", and their enemies, "Etceteria".

There are also a lot of quests which have humorous parts:

• A quest to turn Ernest the chicken back into human form by repairing the poultrifcation machine.
• A quest that involves players shooting their characters into a rock. (members only)
• A quest to get some goblins to pick their armor color, and they finally settle on the original color as being best.
• A mini-quest which requires the player to get very drunk on a large barcrawl. (members only)
• A quest to catch a wizard's pet scorpions. (members only)
• Bob the Jagex Cat, a black cat that wanders around the world and when spoken to hints at being an ancient almighty god. (members only)
• Turning into a monkey and therefore being able to communicate with others of your kind. (members only)
• A quest involving shooting frogs out of a handheld cannon. (members only)
• A random event were the player is attacked by a magical chicken
• And finally bits of political humor slipped into the game here and there (when buttons, a useless item, are examined, the game prints "Not DIck Whittington's helper at all!")

Mort'ton

Mort'ton is a human city located on the East side of the River Salve beyond the Morte Myre Swamp. It has a general store and building supply store run by the same NPC. Unfortunately all of the residents of Mort'ton have been afflicted by a strange condition that you must cure in the Shades of Mort'ton quest before you can talk to them. Once you have completed this quest you will be able to cremate shades to get the keys to the chests containing the fine cloth for making split bark amour.

You get to train Combat, Prayer, Crafting and Firemaking while trying to retrieve the fine cloth, & also can make significant amount of money from selling the other items you find in the chests.

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